if ur age isnt on the cock ur too young for the clock
real eyes realise real lies
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
Blackfish - Trailer
Beyond the lies, beneath the deception, the truth will surface.
OKAY, WE NEED TO REBLOG THE FUCK OUT OF THIS. EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT AN ANIMAL PERSON, YOUR FOLLOWERS NEED TO SEE THIS. ESPECIALLY DURING THE HEIGHT OF VACATION SEASON. DO NOT SUPPORT SEA PARKS WITH CAPTIVE WHALES. IT’S NOT ENVIRONMENTAL PROPAGANDA (I can’t believe I even used those words) IT’S A REAL ISSUE AND IT’S NOT A MATTER OF PROOF, IT’S A MATTER OF COVERING IT UP AND IGNORING IT!
IM SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER MORE LIKE THESE LIL SHITS WENT TO HARVARD
or maybe theyre the first demon created by lucifer
Act like Loki
Sleep like Captain America
Party like Iron Man
Drink like Thor
Look like Black Window
Shoot like Hawkeye
Think like Nick Fury
What is the Strongest Force on Earth?
In which Hank answers a question on a geology test that is really a terrible question and that the student who answered incorrectly may have been more right than any of us supposed.
what to do if u dislike a tumblr blogger:
- unfollow them
I give serious props to the people who actually have the balls to go out and do shit like this in public.
This is so good
It’s time to follow more blogs~!
Reblog if you post any of these things-
- Avengers or Tom Hiddleston
- Sherlock or Benedict Cumberbatch
- Doctor Who
- Star Trek
- Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit
- other assorted fandoms- I’ll check you out anyways I’m open to new stuff
Follow will appear as rockofangels
Follow backs are much appreciated but not necessary for my love~!
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
“So Hannibal what is for dinner tonight”
[soulja boy voice] “YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”
JUST PRESS PLAY.
AND PICTURE TO YOURSELF
A SUPERNATURAL GAME
IN MARIO STYLE.
PRESENTING A SUPERNATURAL GAME IN MARIO STYLE:
Can someone make this a flash game please. ; A;
one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much it exploded and to this day it’s one of the most badass things I’ve ever seen