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peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
girl with the seaside limbs: Man Killed In... →
publicshaming: What do you do when a man is killed in the streets where you live? According to some wonderful humans, you call for the mass slaughter of all those who practice the same religion that the killers may practice! There was a horrific attack today in Woolwich in southeast…
kamukuraizuru: Tag ur great gatsby spoilers it’s only been out for niNETY YEARS
My mom hired a transgender girl this week...
Co-worker: Did you know she's really a guy?
Mom: Not when I hired her but yes, I am aware now.
Co-worker: How could you hire someone like that?
Mom: Easy, she's adorable and more than capable of doing the job.
Co-worker: Well as a mother, I am appalled that he's allowed to work somewhere with people's children.
My mom: Listen here lady, that IS someone's child you're talking about. You are an adult. Stop acting like a child. SHE is a wonderful GIRL.
Co-Worker: Well I just don't feel safe sharing a bathroom with her.
Mom: Okay, she's transgender, not some kind of sexual predator. She's not going to attack you in the bathroom. She's obviously a better person than you. You know what? Why don't you go complain to management about it because your ignorance and hate is really pissing me off.
Seriously guys.... My mom is AMAZING.
boygrimlark: scout-ebubbles: docot: freddybenson: leovaldezstyle: freddybenson: A B C the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours D E
peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
jackhawksmoor: 22drunkb: dottewa: scaredycas: If cas ate all the purgatory souls does that mean that Benny was in cas at some point This is a joke but at the same time I was actually sure this was why they didn’t like each other. Oh, awkward. SOMEONE NEEDS TO ASK THIS AT A CON JUST TO GET THE LOOK ON MISHA/ TY’S FACES
fahrenheit-469: its 2013 can we please have headphones that last more than 2 months
I will make everyone who reblogs this a mix CD...
thewordsmithy: bookworm276: saltniron: thegoblinkingsgirl: erinchu: astormonthehorizon: No limits, anyone who reblogs this gets the tracklist messaged to them. Thank you, you’re a lovely person! YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER FOR COMING UP WITH THIS IDEA AND DOING IT.
jimmyneutronsdad: what beautiful weather outside. today im gonna blog in shorts
danimansutti: really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
diverged: I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
mudkipasaurus: I’m not obligated to respect Moffat just because I like Doctor Who! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ I am allowed to say I think his writing is repetitive and full of plotholes with poor development of characters and relationships! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ I am allowed to say I think his writing is terribly sexist! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ It’s because I am a fan of Doctor Who that I am so upset about Moffat’s lazy,...
Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City...
the-fandoms-are-cool: how I discovered I was pansexual shit that guy’s hot oh fuck that girl’s hot too wait what trans people are hot as well damn sweet jesus I’m not sure what gender you are but you’re very hot is there a term for this condition
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for